30 Dec Watching the 2005 Ashes for a lark. Australia's uniform included blonde tips - Pup, Lee, even McGrath and of course, classic (fat) Warne.
30 Dec But they all looked pretty regular compared with Kevin Pietersen, sporting a kind of a seagull-shat look that signally failed to catch on
3 Jan When a batsman asks for a review ump should say "Well, I wanted to like it, but that wafty off-drive was so predictable. 2 stars"
3 Jan Soviet Hobbit http://www.http://t.co/A9rvf7Dh
4 Jan The BOM has described today's record hot day in Hobart (42°) as "unusual". Geez, settle down you guys
6 Jan Don't just try to get rid rid of your old toilet by flushing it down the new toilet. That won't work.
7 Jan Education version of our convict history interactive needs warnings about sex, violence and of course CLAY PIPES.
8 Jan The thing about the War on Sudoku is - how will we know when we've won it? When will these commuters and pensioners be able to REST???
8 Jan "Fly Away Home" reboot. Paquin -> Beiber. Daniels ->
8 Jan Nothing can match the smug satisfaction of hearing your ten-year-old whistle something by XTC or Miles Davis.
8 Jan Friday. God: "Have a record hot day, Hobart!" Sizzle. Burn. Fry. Tuesday. God: "Too hot, little buddy? How about some snow tomorrow?"
8 Jan Yes. Hobart Wednesday: Partly cloudy. Scattered showers, falling as snow above 900 metres in the morning and afternoon.
8 Jan Shame those kids on the peninsula can't go tobogganning tomorrow cos their sled got BURNT UP IN A BUSHFIRE FOUR DAYS AGO. Geez.
8 Jan You misunderstand me sir. I was not doubting your courage, it just looked to me for a moment like you actually WERE a chicken.
9 Jan I love Ralph and Donald. "Do you do a lot of reading?" "Yeah - dirty novels" http://bit.ly/st0ryc0rps
14 Jan Passionate Rainbow Dwarf
14 Jan Just been to a recital played on an enormous Romantic organ.
15 Jan Shout out to my Photoshop homies.
16 Jan What I love most about Aussie House & Garden mag is it's my one-stop-shop for great ideas about goat curd AND dubstep.
18 Jan He [Lance Armstrong] seems to be saying now: you can't trust people with cancer. Possibly a bit unfair on, you know, others
21 Jan Strong Crotch Angles
21 Jan Semi-Weeping Habit
23 Jan ♫ Saw a ray, a flappy little ray / it wasn't today, it was the other day ♫
24 Jan Happy birthday michael rees. You are totally nine, dude.