spicy italian sausage acronym madness

We saw a kids DVD recently called The Robinsons. It was pretty good, pretty weird for Disney. There was one fantastically well done scene, a family dinner that turns into a mock kung-fu movie fight, complete with bad lip-syncs. One character says "spicy italian sausage" and fires same out of a small cannon at his sister, who catches it between her chopsticks. Michael has taken this term to heart, and has been inspired.

Above is Michael's recipe for Spicy Italian Sausage - he researched this by asking Elf a lot of questions.

Kill A Cow. Then Get Meat From The Cow. Mince The Meat. Put The Meat In To The Sausage Skin. Then Twist Skin Of The Size You Want. Cook The Sausage. You're Done. That Makes A Spicy Italian Sausage.

Here is a diagram of an italian spicy sausage with some sauce, on a plate. Michael has helpfully labelled;

ABOT - A Bit Of Taste.
SIS - Spicy Italian Sausage.
TM - The Middle
S- Sauce
hail - is an Italian Word (IW)