Last week -
Me: Come on Michael - put your shoes on.
Michael: (venomously) YOU are an ANNOYING EGGBEATER!!! (puts on shoes).
This afternoon -
Me: Come on Michael - time to go home.
Michael: (darkly threatening) YOU are a SAFETY PIN!!! (exits).
Last night -
Me: Come on Michael- go to the toilet then in to bed.
Michael: (savagely) My digging feet are RUSTLING!!!! (exits).
Michael is like a beat poet who is off his meds. Amazing!
ReplyDeleteThat is way more interesting than the outbursts at my house which consists mainly of a toddler shrieking NOOOOOOO because that's the only word he knows how to say well.
If you like Michael could send him a few scripts to look over.
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