I came up with a new slogan to attract tourists to Peru.
SOFT LLAMAS. NO DRAMAS.
But they rejected it, so I gave it to Ecuador, where it immediately produced a spike in tourist numbers. At the expense of Peru. Of course they whinged about it so I gave them my second best slogan which is
WE ALSO HAVE LLAMAS. SPEND ALL DAY IN YOUR PYJAMAS.
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