Peeling tips

Scene - the kitchen. I am standing at the bench peeling vegies.

Michael: What are you doing dad?
Me: I'm peeling.
Michael: I've got some peeling tips for ya!
Me: Really? I'd like to hear them.
Michael: OK. Tip One - hold the peeler by the plastic - not by the sharp bit!!!!
Me: OK.
Michael: Tip Two ... .... ... be careful!!!!
Me: OK.
Michael: OK. Tip Three ... [thinking hard, looking around desperately] ... don't let children use the peeler!!!!
Me: Great. Is that all?
Michael: No! Tip FOUR ... .... ... be very VERY careful!!!