Michael: Dad, what's the speed of light?
Dad: Er, its 180 ... thousand...um, miles an hour?
Michael: So what's the speed of sound waves?
Dad: (confidently) Ah - that's 330 metres per second.
Michael: OK, what's the speed of water waves?
Uncle Ed: It depends.
Dad: Yeah, it depends.
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Marcus (tonging sausages from grill): These sausages are hurting my eyes.
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