This is a bit of an embarrassing insight into how we sometimes talk to the boys, but it's worth it. I was requesting Michael to approach me for a little bit of a squeeze.
Me: Can I flip and flap you and floop you?
Michael: No you can't, as I'm a private rodent.
Later, we were having our second game of chess. I was pointing out to him that my king was boxed in behind a row of pawns, in a bit of a trap that he could take advantage of.
Me: So my king is trapped, you see he's kind of caught in a bag…
Michael: Of prawns?
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