Some people I have seen or met in the last week

On my way to work

• Punk with red pants and yellow mohawk, limping
• Young man riding little girls' Malvern Star bike
• That Michael Veitch off the radio
• That Charles Woolley off the telly
• That antiques-loving Scotsman off that show that was cancelled after the host was arrested for downloading contraband

At Salamanca Market stall

• Disenchanted Victorian biker with dyed blonde ponytail. How is he liking Tasmania? "It's disappointing - it's just like Victoria, innit?"
• Malaysian couple, he 6'6", she 4'0"
• 70-ish lady with tattoo on calf