Netherlands 3 d Uruguay 2, World Cup Semi Final

Well, rather than a serious recount and analysis, I'm just going to rework a cheap Caster Semenya joke I heard [to recap - she is the controversial South African athlete breaking all sorts of women's athletic records]

Now that the last South American team has been knocked out, and their supporters are leaving South Africa, it must be a relief to Caster Semenya not to have people all over her country chanting "Uruguay, Uruguay".

But how about that first goal from van Bronckhorst? Woof!

Jokes : |

On Friday night we fetched up at Imp and Ed's for dinner. Afterwards Karri and Michael were sitting together in one of the big armchairs. Karri is 8 and she likes to mother Michael (5) somewhat. She had decided to read to him, unfortunately from a book of jokes. They sat there with matching solemn expressions as she churned through the classics.

What's black and white and red all over. A newspaper. Why wasn't the teddy bear hungry. Because he was already stuffed. Why did the pony lose his voice. Because he was a little horse.

And so on. As they gravely demolished joke after joke, I was in fits at their perfect stone faces. At last Karri said "Well Michael, that's half the book. How about you go upstairs and play?" His face lit up and he was gone like a shot.