Rectangular Stadium 2

Imagine a world where all the advertising and
marketing people had mild aspergers syndrome.

TONIGHT AT RECTANGULAR STADIUM
10 men in blue shirts and 10 men in red shirts will kick a spherical thing about.
Sometimes it will get caught in the two big nets. There are also two men
wearing orange and one man wearing black, who sometimes blows a whistle.
There are white lines painted on the green grass. Most of them are straight lines
but there is a circle in the middle. Although it will be night time you will still be able
to see what is happening because there are very big lights.
The men in orange also wear gloves.

Rectangular Stadium

A new stadium is under construction in Melbourne, for soccer and rugby. All the other grounds in Melbourne are oval, to suit Aussie rules and cricket, so the current working title of the new venue is Rectangular Stadium. I am sure they are going to sell naming rights for squizillions, and it will end up being Consolidated Superannuation Stadium or something. The current name is so right, so soothing, so - sincere. In a sane world they would just keep it.