Showing posts with label followers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label followers. Show all posts

Thursday, July 09, 2009

I have to keep remembering to lead

Lead my followers that is. As the traditional means of welcoming Kittibee and AvigailsMommy to the blog, I have slaughtered an apple crumble slice from the bakery and divined the following from its entrails.

Kittibee: your lucky soil type is Myakka fine sand (the state soil of Florida) and your lucky spoon is the tablespoon.

AvigailsMommy: your lucky language is Flemish and your lucky grain is maize.

Enjoy!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Flummoxed by followers

I have six new followers! I have to say the term "followers" puts me in mind of Rev Jim Jones and the Guyana jungle, however, its great to have you along (via Wendy's world I assume). I was going to launch into a portentuous "welcome to my blog and here is what I am all about" rave but the whole point of reading someone's blog is to find that out for yourself so I'll skip it.

However, I insist on embracing and even enhancing the inevitable creepy aspect of following by personally divining your lucky charms - mark them well and they will bring you good fortune at the laundromat, on the golf course and even in traffic court.

Julie: your lucky towel is the jumbo beach and your lucky vegetable is the squash.

Deedee: your lucky consonant is "H" and your lucky province is Manitoba.

S.B.: your lucky commodity is rubber, your lucky headwear is visor.

Sign Lady: your lucky physicist is Nils Bohr and your lucky sport is curling.

Crystal: your lucky piece of horse tack is the running martingale and your lucky country is Chad.

SRA: your lucky type of snow is snirt* and your lucky cheese is gruyere.

Charles: your lucky cricket fielding position is deep third man and your lucky university is Yale.

Matt: your lucky woodwind is the oboe and your lucky fabric is chintz.

Sally: your lucky hexadecimal colour is #ffb400 and your lucky primate is the bobono.

and finally Wendy: your lucky organ is the spleen and your lucky syrup is maple.

*Ooh, I can feel a list coming on here.

Monday, June 08, 2009

A new follower - champagne all round!

Welcome, Jamie! In your orientation pack you will find;

Your lucky potato: dutch cream
Your lucky tree: palmetto
Your lucky isthmus: Panama
and your lucky footwear is the sandal.

Stick with them and they'll never let you down!