]In cafe, loudly] You ruined my life Mum!
[Moments later] You didn't ruin my life... SHE DID!!
[Points to innocent woman making him a milkshake]
[To a mum at childcare] God made me!
[The mum says that's nice and turns away to avoid rabid christians,
as she assumes we are.]
[Michael follows up with] I'm made of meat!