Friday, December 07, 2007

Michael announces...

]In cafe, loudly] You ruined my life Mum!

[Moments later] You didn't ruin my life... SHE DID!!
[Points to innocent woman making him a milkshake]

[To a mum at childcare] God made me!
[The mum says that's nice and turns away to avoid rabid christians,
as she assumes we are.]

[Michael follows up with]
I'm made of meat!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

...but Vegetarians are made of tofu