- a man running 100 metres in 10.69 seconds
- Georgian and Russian athletes embracing while their armies pound each other at home
- Officials using their short moment in the spotlight to advertise their mind-numbing stupidity
- China refusing to issue ANY permits to protest in their specially set-up Protest Parks
Billy: Well, with BMX riding in the Games they'll have to include Graffiti next.
Ian: How about just Hanging Round the Shops as an event?