Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Things cyclists shout to each other while riding at speed past our house

Someone is shouting. What's the matter? Why are they shouting? Oh, its cyclists riding two abreast. As they pass into and out of earshot I hear;

...THEN YOU COAT IT IN SEASONED FLOUR...

...LIKE NORMAL PUTTY BUT KIND OF...

...I KNOW HIS SISTER SHE'S...

...DOING THAT THING WITH FRUIT FLIES...

...YOU KNOW LIKE A VEST WITH SLEEVES...

...NOT POLISH BUT SORT OF POLISH...

...3 OR 4 OR 5. BUT NOT 8! NO WAY....

...NOT THAT MATT ANOTHER MATT HE'S...

...I COULDN'T BELIEVE HIS NECK IT WAS...

1 comment:

Wendy said...

This sounds like the beginnings of some avant garde poem. You might be on to something!