My work colleague Ben went fishing up in the lakes last weekend. He says he caught a tench - I don't know how he identified it, but for the sake of the story let's say it really was a tench. Of course, he consulted the internet for good tench recipes, and this is what he found, high up in the Google search.1
1. Says he. I have just repeated his experiment and cannot see it anywhere but I am not letting that stand in the way of a blog post.