Marcus brought home a copy of Just Kidding magazine from school. Somehow the publishers have managed to get one distributed to every kid at the school, or possibly every school in Tasmania. There is a bit of an issue there, as it is packed full of advertising for movies, toys and "JJ's Chicken Flavour Noodle Snacks".
However, I am only mentioning it here because the Spiderman 3 toy spiels are so funny. I haven't seen the movie, so my mirth is unsullied by any understanding of what the hell they are all about.
Battle Damage Spider-Man
Features a swiveling torso for super-symbiote, double-punch action! Highly detailed and posable, this figure comes with a symbiote ooze figure and a Spider-Man peel-off sticker!
Spider-Man Vs. Venom Symbiote
Load the Symbiote with the included Venom Ooze and press the plunger to spew ooze from its mouth.
Punch Attack Sandman
This Sandman figure has interchangeable hands! Press the lever for smashing sand-punch action!