Last week -
Me: Come on Michael - put your shoes on.
Michael: (venomously) YOU are an ANNOYING EGGBEATER!!! (puts on shoes).
This afternoon -
Me: Come on Michael - time to go home.
Michael: (darkly threatening) YOU are a SAFETY PIN!!! (exits).
Last night -
Me: Come on Michael- go to the toilet then in to bed.
Michael: (savagely) My digging feet are RUSTLING!!!! (exits).