Friday, May 01, 2009

Dog dreams

When we see a dog lying on its side, fast asleep, with its legs twitching, don't we all say "Ah, he's dreaming of chasing rabbits"?

Has it ever occurred to anyone else, that he's actually dreaming he's being chased by a rabbit - a seven foot tall rabbit with dripping fangs and flames bursting forth from it's nostrils? A rabbit that bears a strange resemblance to that dog that used to live next door, that one with the stupid jingly collar that gave him fleas that time, and that didn't know how to fetch, but actually bit the newspaper in half, and also by the way, the sky is green?

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