Sunday, August 09, 2009

Bus ticket wisdom

For some reason, Hobart buses have started using tickets from the Adelaide metro system. They advise you to call an Adelaide number for timetable information, which is probably not to going to do you much good here. Apart from that the main difference from the old green tickets is the nuggets of wisdom now printed on them. I imagine thoughtful commuters pondering "Fear is the parent of cruelty" all the way into town.

Here is some real-world advice I would like to see.

Always back the topweight
Never run on a misfield
Never tip Fremantle
Blutak - get some
The bolivian stumpy duck migrates by train
Stay upwind of billygoats

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