Can a blueprint be in danger of imploding? I have checked with international blueprint experts, and they all say no. I thought "I will make fun of this journalist's little mistake in my blog". I forgot to bring in the clipping from the paper so I did a google search for "imploded on the tarmac". I didn't find the article above, but I did find this:
And also this:
To be fair, that one was an imploding quest, not blueprint. However you've got to love the way he's also squeezed in a target on Ponting's head, a backyard, dreams turned to dust in a sizzling heatwave, Ponting trapped in a time warp with a nightmare, a sore point AND a hurdle.
Ben Dorries. Definitely paid per metaphor (or part thereof).
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A dazzling array of literary tropes there, deployed by throwing them at the wall to see who salutes them.
So you think he's the Jackson Pollock of Australian cricket journalism? I think he's cooked his goose, and now he's got to lie in it.
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