1. Electronic sign by highway:
CAGE FIGHTING JAN 29
AT D.E.C. SUPPORT THE KIDS
...(I don't know what came next). DEC is the local sports and entertainment centre.
2. I always saw whaling as a black and white issue until I heard two words: "whale bacon"
3. Best sight of the day: 2 men carrying huge metal bowl of cauliflowers
4. Michael: "I have thought up a new kind of bomb! All I need is sticky tape, a rubber band, and an ordinary bomb!"