MJR loves asking questions where he knows the answer will be "yes".
This morning he came in while I sat on the toilet, pushing his new favourite thing, a ride-on plastic car that has been mouldering outside for several years.
Are you reading that book? Yes
Is this the bath? Yes
Are there words in that book? Yes
Are they on the page? Yes
OK, well I have to be getting along now.
As I left for work this morning he asked
Can I have a big hug? Can I have a pat on some head?
He has started repeating admonishments he hears Elf say. I have heard;
What were you doing when I came in?
and Don't even THINK about it!