The classies

Our newspaper is fairly small, and on weekdays the classifieds are not very full, so they kind of all run together. The classifications into which they have been classified probably need to be made a bit more prominent to keep them apart a little. Here is a sampling from today.

IN MEMORIAM

BLANK, Barry 28.1.72 - 5.4.2008
Beautiful memories of a precious nephew.
Forever in our hearts,
Wayne, Leanne and family.

GENERAL

GENUINE Cougar, brunette,
looking for that something on the side.
Txt Barbara to 0418 ΘΘΘ ΘΘΘ

♥ CHANNEL AREA ♥
lovely Asian, busty, sz 7,
0418 ΘΘΘ ΘΘΘ

PETS AND LIVESTOCK

JAP QUAIL
10 for $20 Pullets 12 wks $10ea
62ΘΘ ΘΘΘΘ

POODLES, MINI, brown females,
ready to go. Vet checked.
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CAREERS

MASSAGE, casual spots avail,
topless non-sexual studio.
Training provided.
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