Me: Can I flip and flap you and floop you?Later, we were having our second game of chess. I was pointing out to him that my king was boxed in behind a row of pawns, in a bit of a trap that he could take advantage of.
Michael: No you can't, as I'm a private rodent.
Me: So my king is trapped, you see he's kind of caught in a bag…
Michael: Of prawns?